Sunday, 7 February 2010
Kay now im gonna post something my cusin copied that i copied from his blogg :D
Certain secrets that a girl should take knowledge of :P
1.Although most of us don't show it, WE MEN HAVE FEELINGS
2.Whenever you get angry, we die a little on the inside. If its our fault, we die a little more.
3.Take control. Its adorable.
4.When he walks into the room, boast about him. It makes our day :)
5.When you hit guys,{or us in this situation} we think its cute. Even if we dont feel it, we'll probably say "oww"
6. We don't cry often, but when we do, we have something to say. Listen, and be loving about it.
7. We know how to cook, we just cant do it as well as you can
8. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
9. "Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
10. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
11. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
12. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. {and vise versa}
13. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
14. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
15. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
16. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
17. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
20.Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
21.A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you
22. We like a challenge. Play hard to get. Just a little ;)
23. Guys virtually brag about anything.
24. Telling a guy you love him and not getting a response means either .. 1) he doesnt love you just yet or 2) he might not know if hes sure about his feelings.
25. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
26. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
27. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
28. Guys hate when girls lie to them, tell them the truth it'll make things better.
29. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
30. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
31. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
32. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
33. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
34. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. But don't go behind the guy's back, ask him instead of his friend. He would like that.
35. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
36. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
37. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
38. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
39. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
40. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
41. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
42. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
43. Tell us your favorite flower, or forever be blessed with red roses.
44. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
45. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
46. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
47. Guys hate girls who overreact.
48. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
49. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
50. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
51. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days
52. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
53. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
54. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
55. Don't treat us like crap, we know you don't like it.
56. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
57. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more
58. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
59. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
60. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us, don't keep asking. We do get irratated.
61. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
62. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
63. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
64. Never kick us between the legs "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
65. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
66. If the convorsation goes dead right away, you just said something awkward.
67. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
68. PMS IS NOT A EXCUSE
69. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
70. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
71. The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..
72. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
73. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
74. Girlfriends are Top-Tier. But Moms are God-Tier. Sorry ladies.
75. We don't want to hear about your period. Sorry.
76. Guys hate when you flirt with other guys.
77. If we tell you what we want, and your not ok with that, then break up with us.
78. If were quiet for a really long time, ask us whats wrong there usually is something wrong.
79. When we tell you how we really feel, don't laugh in our faces.
80. If we really like you, but are too shy to ask you out, we WILL have a friend do it for us, but talk to us, make sure we really told them to ask.
81. Don't tell us how "awesome" another guy is, thats just annoying. ESPESCIALLY Lautner/Patterson/Biebier
82. Don't compare us to other guys, thats annoying and makes us wanna break up with you.
83. We don't like when we ask you out and tell us you'll think about it and never tell us, and just avoid us.
84. Guys hate sluts. We really do.
85. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
86. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
87. Guys get jealous easily. VERY easily.
88. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
89. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
90. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
91. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
92. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
93. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
94. When were having a bad day, treat us how we would treat you, show us you care.
95. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
96. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.
97. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
98. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
99. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.
100.If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know somethings up.
101. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
102.Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
103. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.
104. We tend to find more expensive gifts later though the relasionship. Make life easier by saying what you want.
105.Nicknames are fine, but not in front of his friends.
106. Dont criticize the music we like. We say nothing about the music you like.
107.Just because we're talking with other girls, doesnt mean we like them more.
108. We cant style our hair the way you want it EVERY DAY. We try our best though
109. We love spending time with you. And it kills us when we dissapoint you
110. We dont always know what to get you for special occasions, so if there is something special, give us some hints, or preferably, tell us
111. We dont mind watching scary movies with you, because we know you'll get scared and want us with you (;
112. We dont care if " you look bad" we still want a hug
113. If you really think, we have a lot of things in common. It may be liking the same food, or love having our music really loud
114. If you dont like what we wear, come shopping with us next time
115. Don't have Lautner/Biebier/Patterson in your last name. In all honesty, some of us ARE jelous.
116. When we say you are not fat, YOU ARE NOT FAT. We really mean it.
117. When you gossip and point, all our thoughts think on what you were saying.
118. We like the girly store. Please stop taking us, we do love you, but being surrounded by pink and ounces of perfume isn't that much fun :(
119. Ask him out on a date. Its nice to be suprised, and not think of the expensive activities we're taking you too :)
120. We also have a comfort level, suprisingly. Don't take it too far, or go too fast.
121. If he says he not nervous about meeting your parents. Its a lie. He's terrified. We just hide it well.
122. It may seem like he likes you, BUT BE WARY. There could always be compitition.
123. When your friends walk up to us and quiz us, we use all of your interests as our answers.
124. The girl with the short skirt has our eyes. The girl with the high grades has our attention.
125. We do get embarrsed to you know. Don't over do it in public.
126.Say something really intelligent. If he says "I never knew that" he's fasinated. If he says "Pfft, I knew that" he's arrogant
127. If he signed on to MSN, then 30 minutes later says something to you, he was thinking of something to say
128. Don't become possesive. We'll leave in a second.
Woah that's long
now to all bayahs
happy potato month
i gtg Biiiie
i'm emo @ 8:08 pm
